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queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

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our-savior-the-glow-cloud:

turntechdave:

spatsula:

dardanos:

actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

  • baby: m-m-ma-
  • mother: are you trying to say mama? come on baby! you can do it!
  • baby: m-m-m-
  • mother: yes, say mama!
  • baby: ma-ma!
  • mother: oh my! it's a miracle! baby's first wor-
  • baby: just killed a man
  • mother: wut
  • baby: put a gun against his head
  • mother: u are a baby, where are you getting firearms
  • baby: pulled my trigger now he's dead
  • mother: you are only a baby. what is going on
  • baby: mama, life had just begun
  • mother: yeah u were born like 2 minutes ago
  • baby: but now i've gone and thrown it all away
  • mother: am i being punk'd
  • baby: mammaaaaaaa ooOOOOoohhHHHHh
  • back up babies: (any way the wind blows)
  • baby: didn't mean to make you cry. if im not back again this time tomorrow
  • mother: where u gonna go. u a baby. u dont even have a driver's license
  • baby: carry onnnn, carry onnn, as if nothing really matters
  • mother: omg my baby's first words!
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    Anonymous: are u going to have sex before marriage?

    feministsupernatural:

    theawesomesauce93:

    gallopinggroundsloth:

    Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

    Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

    IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

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    dannyrandy:

    i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

    gaydirectioner:

    When I’m listening to Lady Gaga in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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    crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    crasymofo:

    IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS BACKGROUND NOISES DRUM BEAT HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend

    waluiqi:

    when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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